[A door bell wings]
Leo: Hold on, hold on. I’m coming.
[Leo gets ran over by a train]
Leo: This didn’t even make any sen- wait what?
[Another train ran over him.]
[Shredder and his minions are watching a huge TV.]
Bebop: Wow, boss. This new tv is the awesomenest.
Lady: And now we chop the tomatoes.
Krang: Shredder, if you spend all of our savings on this big piece of garbage, I’ll-
Shredder: Shut it, Krang! Daddy makes fat stacks.
Rocksteady: Ooh! Show him that new feature!
Bebop: Yeah, boss!
Shredder: I hope you’ll like condiments.
Lady: And now the mustard.
[Mustard landed on them.]
Both: Yay!
Lady: And don’t forget the pickle.
Krang: No no no no! Not the pi-
[He gets buried in a pickle. Next short shows Mikey playing around the computer.]
Mikey: Look, I’m Donnie and I’m so smart!
[A laser vaporized him.]
Voices: Trading Cards!
Rat King: I was born from the garbage, born the filth of a thousand men. Who am I?
Rat: Uh, you’re the Rat King.
Rat King: Come on, Randy. I wanted them to guess.
Rat: Guess? What do you mean guess? Your names right there.
Rat King: I know.
Rat: R A T. Rat. Rat King.
Rat King: I was trying to be dramatic. Forget it.
[Next short shows Rocksteady and Bebop on the piano.]
Rocksteady: This one goes out to someone special.
Bebop: I wonder who that could be?
Rocksteady: It’s you
Bebop: Who me
Rocksteady: Who else could it be
Both: Your my bestest mutant freak
Bebop: Friends forever.
Rocksteady: Forever and ever, bro.
[The turtles, Casey and April are riding on a new car.]
Leo: This is one hot ride, April.
April: Thanks guys.
Donnie: And I love the color. So yellow, so you.
Casey: You know something? Yellow reminds me of Squeaky, my rubber ducky I had when I was seven. We were best friends, until he betrayed me!
April: Okay, so first we’ll drop Casey off at the loonie bin and then we’ll get some pizza!
[We cut back to Shredder, Bebop and Rocksteady still watching the big screen. Krang is still buried in the pickle, trying to get out.]
Shredder: Could you keep it down, Krang? We’re trying to watch TV over here. Gosh.