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[A pastery chef is making pastries until she caught eye on something.]

Pastry Chef: Zut alors.

Leo: Hello, I'm just uh, curious about the flavors of your macaroons.

Pastry Chef: You are American, turtles?

Leo: Uh. no. Tortues? There are tortues around here?

Mikey: Why aren't the chocolate croissants the crescent shape? i mean.. [speaking French]

Raph: We're going to the Eiffel tower next, right? I want to see the Eiffel tower. This ain't going to be like when we went to Egypt and never even saw the pyramids.

Donnie: Actually we were in Alexandria, Raph. The pyramids are on the other side of the country.

Raph: I'm just saying i want to see the eiffel tower. We're not missing that.

Mikey: I want to see Notre Dame. i'm going to ring the bell. Sanctuary.

Leo: Oh my gosh, giant turtles. Where did they come from? How weird for me, normal ordinary French person.

[Completely shocked, the chef faints.]

Leo: You guys are so bad at this.

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