Turtles: Pothole!
Leo: That wasn’t so bad.
[The turtle van crashes into a pothole.]
[The short shows the turtles racing down in the sewers.]
Mikey: Hurry up, slowpokes! I’ll give five bucks whoever can beat me home!
Donnie: Does Mikey even have five dollars?
Leo: No, of course not.
Raph: Dude’s broke is a joke.
[The next short shows April trying to unclog the toilet.]
April: Wow, something’s really jammed in there.
[It was shown that Mikey is being pulled into the pipe with the turtles trying to hold onto him, screaming.]
Mikey: What’s happening?!
[The next short shows Shredder, a superhero and his sidekick cat on the rooftop.]
Superhero: My caped friends, let’s fly!
[They fly off but Shredder can't.]
Voice: Trading cards!
Leatherhead: Dis here’s Leatherhead. You put that gumbo into the bayou and swimity swampty swoo I guarantee.
[Krang is at the hospital lobby where he boops two pregnant woman.]
Krang: Boop.
[An intro of Bebop and Rocksteady in Beavis and Butt-Head style is shown. Then we see them watching TV.]
TV: And now back to Flora the Fedora.
Flora: Hola, mi amigos. Do you know what today is?
Bebop: Tuesday?
Rocksteady: Russia shana?
Bebop: Halloween?
Rocksteady: Cranberries!
Bebop: Christmas!
Rocksteady: Sewing machine day!
Flora: That’s right. It’s sewing machine day! And we’re going to make a prettiest dress for my pet monkey, Clogs.
Rocksteady: Wow, when I grow up, I wanna be a monkey.
Bebop: You butt crack. Monkey’s ain’t really. This is just a cartoon.
Rocksteady: Oh yeah. Cartoons are cool.
[Next short shows the turtles eating ramen.]
Raph: Hey, where’s the soy sauce? Seriously? They forgot the soy sauce!
Donnie: Here it is, Bottom of the back.
Raph: Nice! I mean, come on. You guys know Raphie needs his soy sauce, right? Right?
All: Sure./ Yeah./ You did not just overreacted.