[The special begins in New York. On the street, the party wagon dives down, catching up with Rocksteady’s white van.]
Mikey: Party wagon in full effect, yo!
Raph: In full effect? We're losing Tiger Claw! Move it, Leo!
Donnie: According to the GPS, it looks like they're heading to the New York Natural History Museum. Mikey: Dudes, I hear they have an awesome laser show at midnight
Leo: Doubt they're going to a laser show, Mikey. Ten bucks and four peanut butter pepperoni pizzas says they're out to steal something.
Raph: Duh, I bet it's a new helmet for Shredder, like red with spikes all over it, maybe a tassel. What? Tassels are cool!
Leo: Stay focused, ninjas. We're getting close.
[Meanwhile in the white van, we see Bebop and Tiger Claw in the front seat while Rocksteady is at the back.]
Rocksteady: Oh, I no like this van.Is too small. My knees is cramped. I'm getting Charlie the horse.
Bebop: Stop complaining, Rocksteady. I'm the one who has to drive you guys around.
Tiger Claw: Will you two imbeciles be quiet for ten seconds? I'm creating a plan to steal the Kronite.
Rocksteady: Okie dokie. I says nothing, comrade.
Tiger Claw: You're talking right now.
Bebop: He got you there, Rocksteady.
Tiger Claw: Now you're both talking. I can't take it.
[They parked in front of a museum as the three mutants exit. Above the rooftop, the turtles entered through the skylight rooftop.]
Mikey: Woah, dudes. So cool!
Leo: Don't touch anything, Mikey!
[They quietly came across the room between the fossil displays.]
Mikey: Are those real dinosaur bones, D?
Donnie: They're fossils. You see, when the bones are buried inside….
Raph: Did you wake me up after all the sciencey exposition? Awesome, thanks.
Leo: Ssh, here they come.
Bebop: I kind of spaced out when Shredder taught us what the mission was.
Rocksteady: We is looking for the meteorite, Bebop. I big rock from space, da? Has some kind of special prooperties.
Bebop: Prooperties? You said prooperties.
Tiger Claw: The meteorite is an energy source extremely powerful and incredibly rare. It fell to earth over a hundred million years ago.
Rocksteady: Yes, back when primitive cave persons walk earth.
Tiger Claw: Humans didn't exist back then, rockhead.
Rocksteady: How many times I tell you is Rocksteady!
Donnie: Those two were never the sharpest crayons in the box.
Raph: What's the deal, fearless leader?
Leo: You and Donnie, take Rocksteady. Mikey, you've got Bebop. I'll take Tiger Claw.
Tiger Claw: The kronite.
Rocksteady: Is pretty.
Bebop: You can make a killer disco ball out of that. It would be tight.
[Mikey looked at the T-rex display, his eyes sparkling. He grabbed his hand, not to pull it back and pit lis lip. The display was begging him to touch it. He inched closer and poked a toe. The bones rumble and then came crashing down.]
All: Mikey!
Tiger Claw: Turtles? Here?
Bebop: Oh snap! It's all like Diddy Kong!
[The turtles charged at the mutants]
Tiger Claw: Haven't you learned by now,” cub? I am a sensei and you are barely a student!
Bebop: Hold still, turtle, you got nothing on Bebop, baby.
Donnie: Oh no, you don't!
[He throws a smoke bomb and was knocked by Bebop's lasers.]
Raph: Donnie!
Mikey: Over here, Rocksteady!
Rocksteady: I squishes you like the blue berries.
[Rocksteady charged at Mikey but ends up getting stuck. in a triceratops display.]
Rocksteady: Rocksteady hate when this happened.
[Donnie and Raph chase after Bebop while Leo leaped onto a display and dodged Tiger Claw. The display started shaking due to the slash Tiger Claw gave.]
Tiger Claw: What's this?
[The display crashes MEanwhile, Raph grabbed the crystal.]
Raph: Got the space rock. Let's haul shell!
Donnie: I second that!
[MIkey throws down a smoke bomb allowing them to escape to the rooftop window.]
[Back at the lair.]
Mikey: What up, Ice Cream Kitty? Playing some marion car little friend?
Donnie: I'm gonna examine the meteorite in my lab. So cool.
Raph: Great, get back to us on that while we play some video games.
Leo: I call next game!
[Kitty snatches the controller away.]
Leo: That's messed up, ice cream kitty.
Mikey: How's it going, D?
Donnie: The energy per square inch this thing emanates is off the charts! It’s even more powerful than the Kraang energy crystals!
Mikey; So can you use it to power up your super secret project that I'm not supposed to know about?
Raph: What is it? A turtle tank or something?
Donnie: It is much more than that.
[He pulls off the tarp to reveal a giant turtle ship.]
Donnie: Ta da. It's my new Shell Former. A triple changing vehicle that can fly, roll on treads and even transform into a turtle bot.
Mikey: A turtle robot that transforms?! Dude, dude duuuude!
Donnie: I know. I'll just add the crystals as a power source.
Leo: Forget it, Donnie. We're taking that meteor back to the museum first thing tomorrow night.
Raph: Bad call. Shredder’s gang will just steal it again.
Donnie: Yeah, in the wrong hands, it's beyond dangerous.
Mikey: I want to see it transform!
Donnie: Test out a huge oversized transforming robo mech in the middle of New York? I'm down.
[Outside, the shell former drives down the street. On the rooftop, Bebop and Rocksteady locate the turtles.]
Bebop: I told you I smell turtles, Rocksteady. My piggy nose is never wrong.
Rocksteady: Da, we're going to bring turtles and meteorite to Shredder. Maybe he even let us keep cool looking tank.
Leo: Not to sound like a bummer.
Raph: But you'll sound like one anyway?
Leo: This is a super crazy bad idea. Like accent on the super crazy bad part. Have I mentioned it's also a really terrible idea?
Donnie: Let's test this puppy out and remember anyone who bothers me, ejector seat buttons right there.
[He presses a red button making the crystal light up.]
Donnie: Yes! The crystals are working! We're at 100% power.
Mikey: Can we test out robot mode first?
Donnie: Mikey, ejector seat.
Raph: Let's test out rocket jet mode.
Donnie: Rocket jet mode, it is.
Bebop: Come on, Rock!
[He and Rocksteady leaped onto the wings. Donnie pushed the lever foward, making the former fly.]
Rocksteady: Maybe not so good ideas!
[The turtles scream. They fly towards TCRI before they disappear into thin air.]
Rocksteady: Hang on Comrade!
[The turtles appeared somewhere in a yellow sky.]
Donnie: Volcanoes! Volcanoes!
Leo: Donnie, turn!
[Donnie turned, making Bebop and Rocksteady fall into a plateu. The ninjas scream before crashing into the ground.]
Raph: Is everyone okay?
Leo: Not gonna say this was an awful idea but, uh, where are we, Donnie?
Donnie: Somehow, we time warped back 100 million years into the past.
Leo: We're… we're in prehistoric times?
Donnie: Specifically the cretaceous. You know, give or take 20 or 30 million years.
Mikey: Whoa, look at this place! it's amazeballs!
Raph: Is that like a spike o don or something?
Donnie: It's a stegosaurus. I wouldn't get too close.
Mikey: Aw. It really likes me. Can we keep it? Can we please?
Leo: What do you think the answer to that question is, Mikey?
Mikey: Absolutely yes!
Raph: Donnie, how the heck do we end up in this nightmare?
Donnie: I- I don't know! It must be the kronite. When it overheated, it somehow created a temporal wormhole in the time space continu-
Raph: Is that supposed to make sense to me or anyone else listening? What do you think we are? NASA?
Donnie: We went back in time!
Mikey: Well, either way, this is awesome!
Leo: So how do we get back?
Donnie: Shouldn't be a problem. We have enough time crystals to get home. Let's take a look around before we leave. Hang out for 10 minutes.
Leo: Bad idea. We gotta get back.
Mikey: Wow, look at that!
[Mikey walks off as Leo shook his head. Meanwhile, Bebop and Rocksteady recover.]
Bebop: Oh, my head is killing me. Rocksteady, where the heck are we?
Rocksteady: I think we are in the Jersey?
[A red pterodactly steps out and sceeched at them, making them scream before falling down the cliff.]
Leo: Okay, cool, we saw most of it. Now let's go home.
Mikey: Oh, cute. You're like chickens crossed with iguanas. What a sweet, friendly, spiky guy.
[The stegosaurus flings Mikey up down to its spine and flinged its tail right at the orange turtle, who landed on Raph and into a pile of dung.]
Raph: Dino doodoo! Mikey!
Leo: Oh, that's a good little giant triceratops. Take the nice weird plant thing. go on. Uh, that's all I got, little big friend. Easy, easy now.
[The triceratops fling Leo onto its back and started running around.]
Leo: Stop it! stop it! Stop, little big guy!
[The turtles, who had been relaxing, Donnie sitting on a rock while Mikey and Raph are in the water to clean off what was left of the dunb, notice Leo and started laughing.]
Leo: STOP!
[The dinosaur stopped, sending Leo flying into the lake. His brothers laugh.]
Raph: You were right about this place being dangerous, Leo. Nice.
[A small dinosaur grabbed his sai]
Raph: Hey! You little- Stop thief!
[He chased the dinosaur into the log]
Raph: Give me that! Get out of here!
[The dinosaur is not in the log. Raph drops it, wondering where it is, only for a sai to drop down, barely missing his foot. He screams and notice the creature on the tree.]
Raph: You evil little iguana.
Leo: Outsmarted by a chicken-a saur?
Raph: Don't make me hurt your faces!
[Startled and scared, the turtles backed away. A pair of eyes appear in a bush.]
Mikey: Oh, look at this one. It's kind of cute. [he reaches but his finger almost got bitten] Whoa, and kind of bitey. Easy fella. [a massive foot stepped in.] Wow, he's got some sharp toenails. Look at those things. You need some toenail clippers, don't you buddy?
[The turtles looked around and saw that they are surrounded by raptors.]
Leo: Raptors!
[The turtles scream and ran up a tree.]
Mikey: Back off of me, man!
Donnie: We’re gonna get eaten! Raptors are among the smartest, most adaptive-
Raph: Not now, Donnie! We need a plan!
[The dinosaur appeared on Raph’s head, causing the branch to break. The turtles fall down, screaming.]
Mikey: Ah, not the chucks, raptor!
Leo: Oh man! There's too many of them.
[Mikey pulled out branch-like claws and started yelling. The raptors leave.]
Leo: Mikey, you’re a genius.
Donnie: Um, I don't think Mikey scared it off.
[They look and saw a giant T-rex.]
Leo: Now everyone, take it easy. No sudden movements. T-rex has terrible eyesight.
Donnie: Actually that would be a myth. They have better visual acuity than eagles and hawks.
Leo: Okay run!
[They ran through the T-rex’s leg and tried to attack but the beast fling them away and chased Mikey.]
Raph: You have a plan B or C or D or any plan with a letter?!
Donnie: We can't stop a t-rex with sticks and blades!
Raph: Well, we can run!
Leo: I just said that! Run!
Donnie: Keep turning you guys! T-rexes are bad at turning!
[Donnie gets thrown into the air by the T-rex until Mikey saves him]
Mikey: Booyakasha!
Donnie: Thanks Mikey!
Mikey: Like a turtle do!
[The rex looked around but the turtles were not there.]
Raph: [quietly] Sshh. it'll never know we're in here.
[The small dinosaur from before poked out from the pile, screeching. The sound made the red hear it and grabbed the log, shaking it. The turtles screamed in horror as the rex fling it up in the air and whacked it with its tail. The log breaks, sending the turtles falling. Mikey pulled his chain and struck the kusari blade on the cliff. A blue pterodactly grabbed Raph.]
Leo: Raph!
[Raph screams]
Raph: Put me down you ugly chicken! Sorry about the chicken coming… No, I'm not. Oh, yes I am. I hate prehistory!
Leo: Get to the ship. We gotta save Raph.
[They ran to the former]
Donnie: Everyone, inside! Pronto! Step to it!
[The shell former flies away.]
Mikey: We made it! Later, rex!
Leo: All right, let's save Raph. Uh, any idea where he could be?
Mikey: Probably inside of that lizard bird stomach by now, slowly being digested into dino poop.
Donnie: Can you be any more disgusting?
Mikey: Absolutely.
[Raph is still hanging upside down by the pterodactyl.]
Raph: Ah! Enough already!
[He bit the leg of the dinosaur, making it screech. Raph jmped on top of its back.]
Raph: Got you now!
[The pterodactyl loses control as Raph screams. Crash, they crashed into a tree and fell into the forest. Raph seemed to be okay but he quickly went out of the pterodactyl’s way as it tried to fly, but it was hurt.]
Raph: Whoa, whoa, easy girl. Easy. Can't stand to see you suffer, even if you were gonna eat me or feed me to your babies or whatever. Easy now. Don't bite me. It's okay. Here, I'll fix you up with my med kit. That's right, there you go. It's cool. See. There. Good as new.
[The dino bird squawks gently, then flies off. At dusk, Bebop and Rocksteady had different clothes placed on.]
Bebop: These new costumes are tight, Rocksteady. I didn't know you were this good arts and crafts, dog.
Rocksteady: You'll be looking totally hip, dude. Hip, waist, stomach, all of it.
Bebop: Thank you. So how are we gonna get out of here? We gotta find those turtles. They’ll know how to get- Whoa oh.
[Three shadows appear behind them. Bebop leaped into Rocksteady's arms in fear.]
[The shell former descended down to the woods.]
Mikey: Raph! You're okay!
Raph: Yeah, I'm okay, little brother. Let's get out of this crazy time zone.
Leo: See what happens? We were supposed to be here for 10 minutes. 10 minutes!
Donnie: Leo's right. Any more time here could have macro cosmic effects on the future. we step on the wrong lizard and humanity ceases to exist. that kind of thing.
Mikey: Wow, that's bad dude.
Raph: So let's get out of here.
[They were about to leave bt the t rex from before and a grey one appeared.]
Donnie: Oh, great. Another one!
[The rex roars, making turtles run, screaming]
Leo: Run through his legs!
[They ran into the shell former.]
Donnie: Activate the Turtlebot 5000!
Mikey: Oh, I want to press the button!
[He pressed the button, making the shell former transform into its robotic form.]
Raph: Yes, this is awesome!
[The rexes roar and the robot punched them, and threw the red one into the grey one.]
Donnie: We're almost out of power!
Raph: Okay, transform and get us home, Donnie! now!
Mikey: Um, guys t-rex is about to eat us!
[The turtle bot threw the rex to the floor, firing lasers at it and scaring it.]
Mikey: Oh, poor guy. He just wanted hugs.
Raph: He just wanted us in his belly.
[A loud crash echoed out and the shell former transform back to its normal form.]
Leo: Oh no. The fuel is gone.
Donnie: Oh, this is bad. Without that meteorite, we're basically stuck here. Forever!
Mikey: So that means no TV? No video games? No pizza?
[A loud rumble made them tremble. They investigated and saw what appeared to be a large wall.]
Leo: Oh my gosh, guys. Look.
Donnie: The Triceraton base all the way back in the Cretaceous?
Leo: Look at all of those soldiers. This is crazy. What are the odds?
Mikey: Dudes look! They enslave those poor little dinosaurs! We gotta do something.
Leo: All right, we go in full ninja mode, see what the Triceratons are up to.
Mikey: Be stealthy, my ninjas.
[They climb over the wall and hid.]
Leo: It's the time crystals. They're mining time crystals.
Donnie: This is great! there's more than enough to get us home.
Raph: So how are we gonna get it, genius?
Mikey: I got this, dudes.
[Mikey reached and grabbed the crystal but it slipped.]
Raph: Mikey!
[The crystal slipped, but the Triceraton did not notice. Everyone sighed in relief until Mikey fell into the cart, crashing it.]
Raph: Again? You are dopier than that dinosaur right there!
Triceraton: Alien intruders!
Leo: Turtles attack!
Mikey: Dudes, I think I’d rather be fighting that T rex again!
Leo: Let's move, boys!
Triceraton: Unleash the robo raptors!
[Robo raptors emerge from the door.]
Leo: Run like you've never run before!
[They leaped over the wall and ran into the forest. Mikey yelps and saw that the turtles had stopped at the end of the cliff.]
Raph: We can’t run! We got to fight!
Leo: Bring them down.
[They charge at the raptors but the robo raptors overpowred them]
Donnie: There's just too many!
Mikey: Goodbye cruel pizza.
[Before they were about to get killed, a tail knocked the rabtor down. A familiar winged dinosaur and three horned dinosaur appeared and defeated all the raptors.]
Donnie: whoa.
Raph: Now that goes in the top five most awesome moments in my life folder!
[Bebop and Rocksteady were thrown into a cage.]
Triceraton: That'll hold those strange aliens.
Bebop: What are you calling strange? You got a mirror handy.
Rocksteady: We is trapped here, comrade Bebop. What will we do?
Bebop: They deactivated my weapons, but they didn't check my boots, son. Secret stealth pack, you dig. i got flash powder, lock picks, breath mitts, shuriken…
Rocksteady: Oh, I call shurikens!
Bebop: No way, man. I think I can use them to do this. see that?
Rocksteady: You is man.
Bebop: We're not out of this yet. Come on, let's go.
Bebop: Let's move man! Come on, let's go!
[They ran out of the base panting.]
Zera: What is this? Alien prisoners escaping?
Bebop: Snap dizzle. They're gonna vaporize this, dog!
Rocksteady: I love you, Bebop. Hold me tight.
Zera: Lieutenant Zorg, take the mutants to my command center.
Zorg: As you wish, General Zera.
Bebop: No no no no no, hold up, lady. Don't you know this guy? Look at him, he's one of you, of course. He's a cuzzy wuzz.
Rocksteady: Da! We is cousin. We are same species of… um, alien horn people.
[They get thrown into a smaller cage]
Rocksteady: Oh man! Trick no work!
Bebop: Quiet down, dawg. They got some kind of plan cooking.
Zera: The order of time will empower us in ways your pitiful minds could never conceive. Our great race of Triceratons will reap any time period we want. We can restore our glorious empire and rule the galaxy.
Triceraton: That sounds great.
Bebop: That sounds terrible.
Rocksteady: We better come up with plans soon, comrade Bebop.
Leo: All right, let's go back and get those time crystals.
Mikey: Donnie, if we're going into battle, you're gonna need a dinosaur, bruh.
Donnie: No, I'm cool with no dinosaurs. I have legs. I can walk.
Raph: I thought you loved dinosaurs.
Donnie: Not anymore. not enough to ride them.
Raph: What kind of dino would be perfect for Donnie?
Mikey: Probably one of those goofy duck bill looking guys?
[They ran into the T rex once more. Screaming, they run.]
Mikey: This way into the cave!
[They ran into the cave but the rex is stuck.]
Leo: There's no way out. This is barely a cave! What have you done, Mikey?!
Mikey: It's a two-part plan, dog.
Raph: it's been confirmed. You really are an idiot.
Mikey: Take it, Donnie. Make peace. no animal in any time period can resist pepperoni, maple syrup and peppermint sprinkles. Trust me, Donnie. Look.
Mikey: Go to him. peace, love and animals.
Raph: Well, nice knowing you, Don. Can I have the show razor and the stealth bike?
Donnie: Here T-rex. Nice T-rex. Please don't eat me.
[He lifted his arm to the rex which it eats it.]
Donnie: You gotta be pulling my bo staff.
Raph: Go ahead, Donnie. Climb on!
Donnie: Ride a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Triceraton: There! The turtle warriors!
Donnie: No time to ride like the present!
Donnie: Nice rex. Now let's get that meteorite and go home.
Mikey: Whoa whoa. we need to gear up first, dudes. You know, like one of those montages in action movies.
[The turtles started to get to work, pulling a cloth with black spots on it. They created them as masks and put on wild clothes and gather coconuts as knee pads, prehistoric shellfish as sheilds and those made out of rock. They also started to have their own masks for their dinosaurs.]
Rocksteady: Got any good escape plan yet, Comrade Bebop?
Bebop: We distract the guard then grab that key looking rock on his belt and we use their conlink and try to contact the turtle's t-phones.
Zera: That sounds like a bad plan. You don't have a calm signal in this time period.
Zorg: General, take a look at this.
Zera: Hmm, zoom in. The turtles have domesticated the dinosaurs?
Bebop: That's right and they're gonna kick your horns in!
Rocksteady: Da, and we help them.
Triceraton: What should we do, General Zera?
Zera: Round up the troops, protect the perimeter, activate the robo spinosaurus.
Leo: What the heck is that?
Donnie: We're in a deep deep pile of…
[The Robot Spinosaurus roars.]
Leo: Turtles and dinos, to battle!
Mikey: Okay, that's a problem.
Raph: Swoop, pteranodon down!
Donnie: Yes!
Leo: The spinosaurus’ toast! Take down the Triceratons!
Mikey: Eat it, dino!
Zera: No no no!
[Angered, she grabs Bebop and Rocksteady, and tells the mutants to stop.]
Zera: Halt Terrapins! If you continue, we will destroy your mutant friends.
Donnie: They're not our friends. Wait, how did you two end up back here?
Rocksteady: Is long story comrade.
Bebop: Free us and we'll help you, dog. We'll beat these Tricerafools.
Zera: Surrender. Drop your weapons. I will not warn you twice.
Raph: Are we really doing this for those two jerks?
[The turtles dropped their weapons.]
Zera: So you accept defeat?
Leo: No, and neither do our dino friends.
Zera: Destroy the turtles and their dinosaurs pets!
Raph: Too many Triceratons! We need a backup plan!
Leo: Donnie, what about the robo raptors? Can you reprogram them?
Donnie: Let's see.
Bebop: I told you we'd help.
[Zera punches him down]
Zera: You fool!
Donnie: Yes!
[The raptor's eyes turned green, turning their attention to Zera and the Triceraton guards.]
Rocksteady: Oh, that really hurt.
Zera: Retreat, Triceratons! Retreat!
[The Triceratons run for their lives.]
Bebop: Yes, we are awesome! Are we not an incredible team or what? Yes, maybe?
Rocksteady: Can you please giving us the ride back to the future, yes please?
Leo: We won't leave you here, but you got a promise to turn over a new leaf.
Bebop: Yo check this out. Leaf, turn over. turn over, leaf. You better turn over. You see, man? It's that easy. boom! We're like good guys.
Raph: Fine, make yourself useful. Grab that time stuff so we can go home.
Rocksteady: We are on this, comrade turtles.
Donnie: I bet I can salvage parts from the robo-spinosaurus to fix the ship, but the bigger challenge is calculating the correct chronal position to travel to the future.
Leo: Right, can you maybe just hurry.
[Over the next few days, the turtles, Bebop and Rocksteady had repaired the shell former.]
Leo: That wasn't such a chore. It only took three days of non-stop work.
Mikey: Finally, let's go home.
Leo: Goodbye, little big fella. Here, take my last Chris Bradford survival crunch granola bar. It has raisins.
[The triceratops eats the bar]
Donnie: Goodbye rex. You were the best cretaceous friend a turtle could have.
Bebop: I bet that's the center's no one ever said before.
[The t rex licks Donnie, leaving a big slop of saliva on his head.]
Mikey: I'll miss you, Maurice. I love you man. I wish I could take you with us.
Raph: Seriously, you're making me a little misty-eyed. Fly away, girl.
[The pteradon flies off.]
Leo: Alright team, let's go home. Cool, Donnie, I mean, nothing bad is going to happen from this point on. Right?
Donnie: Well according to Murphy's law, um, why yes, Leo. smooth and silk.
Leo: I can't wait to relax back in the lair, play some video games..
Mikey: Eat some pizza, watch some tv.
Donnie: Hope this works. This isn't a time machine. I had to do some calculations based on temporal-
Raph: Yeah, yeah, let's just go!
[The shell former disappears and travels back in time to their home world.]
Leo: Did we make it?
Raph: Holy chalupa.
[To their shock, they saw that they are in New York but the lights were all red and covered with signs all over the buildings.]
Bebop: Where the heck are we?
Rocksteady: Any place better than dinosaur place.
Mikey: Whoa, dudes. I think we're on the moon.
Donnie: No, Mikey. We're in New York in the future?
Leo: You gotta be kidding me.
Raph: A giant statue of Shredder in the future can't be a good thing.
Donnie: So how about we check the place out just for 10 minutes or so?
[Raph takes out his sai, smiling.]
Leo: [dismayed] Not again.