[Mikey is standing where the Turtle van is but it was gone.]
Raph: Yo bro, where's the turtle van?
Mikey: I know I parked it right here. Wait guys, I can't believe it. It was totally stolen.
Turtles: Oh, sure.
Raph: It was abducted by aliens.
Mikey: Really? Come on, alien dudes! You could have asked it to burrow it. You didn’t have to steal it!
[He gets pulled up by an alien ship.]
[The next short shows Shredder researching on the internet.]
Shredder: As the leader of the Foot, it is crucial that I do expensive research. Bunions! Excellent,
Voice: She’s April, she’s on TV! She’s April on TV.
[The next short shows April reporting on the news.]
April: I’m April O’Neil, reporting live from Times Square. And today’s we-
Man: Shove a pancake in your belly button.
April: Aw, not you again!
[The next short shows the turtles playing Game twister.]
Leo: Okay, Mikey. Left foot green.
Mikey: Come on, Leo. I know it is but where do I put it?
[The next short shows a man giving an ice cream bar to a girl.]
Ice Cream man: Here’s your ninja turtle ice pop, little girl.
Girl: Gee, thanks mister.
[She takes a bite out of it, which makes the ice cream pop scream. The next short shows Krang, dressed in gold chains, black hare and jumpsuit.]
Krang: Bling bling crib crib eat my shorts Oroku Saki take a chill pill cuz, I'm fresh to the max! Who’s your daddy, it's Krang Megawatts kicking it old school and your parents are wack! What up G
Bebop: Yeah, that’s gonna be a no for me, dog.
Rocksteady: I think you were amazing.
Shredder: Your performance was so painful, it actually gave me a hernia.
Rocksteady: But you’re going to Hollywood.
Krang: Yaaaay!
[He gets sucked into a tube and was went flying onto the Ollywood Sign.]
Krang: Woo.
[Leo is dreaming about Splinter, meditating while he was floating in the air.]
Leo: Master, you’re so cool.
Raph: Yo, that boy got daddy issues.
Donnie: Someone should probably wake him up.
Both: Not it.
Mikey: Fine, I’ll go get the ladder.
Leo: Splinter, you’re even wiser in my dreams.
Raph: Creepy.