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[The group arrives in their timeline.]

Leo: Mikey, check Raph. Make sure his chain is still secure.

Mikey: [checking the chain] All right, chain looks good. So's the garlic.

Vampire Raph: Yes, the garlic. What does the smell remind you of, Mikey?

[The words slowly began to hypnotize Mikey.]

Mikey: Pizza. Mmm. Savory red sauce.

[Donnie grabbed his little brother away from Raph from hypnotizing and biting him.]

Donnie: Trying to get to Mikey through his love of pizza? That is a low blow, Raph, even for a vampire.

[Raph hisses]

Leo: Look. It's us.

[Everyone looked and saw their past selves since they began their journey.]

Renet: That was the beginning of our journey through time to stop Savanti from building his monster army. Didn't really go so well.

Leo: If anything, there seem to be more monsters now than when we left.

Mikey: Dudes! Monsters are everywhere! How are we gonna beat them all?

Vampire Raph: You guys can't win. This world belongs to us monsters now. You'll all soon be extinct. [laughs evilly] Savanti Romero and my master, Dracula, are gonna make Turtle soup out of you fools.

Leo: Renet, you're from the future. You know the history of what happened. Give us something!

Renet: Um, no, because Savanti is changing everything by the second.

Vampire Raph: And soon, you'll all be changed as well.

[He screeches but Mikey covers Raph’s mouth. They took out their weapons, ready to fight. Then bats scare them.]

Mikey: At least they're only bats!

[The monsters begin to appear, surrounding them.]

Leo: There's too many! Move!

[They begin to run, climb down the apartment and start to head to the streets. Leo bashed one of the monsters down against the car while they continued on hiding the monsters. They get onto the truck and one monster alerts the others. Leo shoots them as the monsters ram the truck.]

Renet: Close your eyes!

[She blinds the monsters using her light and then they went off the truck and run.]

Renet: This way!!

[They get into the sewer. Vulko tried to bite her but Mikey shot it in the nose. Renet then sealed it with her magic.]

Leo: That won't hold them for long.

Vampire Raph: You guys are just delaying the inevitable.

Leo: No. We're back in the sewers. This is our element.

[On the tower]

Savanti: Soon, New York City will entirely succumb to me. Thanks to my plan, everyone in the future will be monsters. That includes the wretched Time Masters who mutated me as punishment. But now there will be no difference between me and everyone else. Everyone will be a freak. Are you not in awe of my plan, Dracula?

Dracula: Petty revenge. I was there when Rome fell. I could feel change coming in the air. I feel it again now. Conquering them will be easy. But Renet and her wretched Turtles still might defeat us.

Savanti: I still don't know where to find their secret lair.

Dracula: But I do, for I know the thoughts of every vampire ever bitten.

Vampire April: What is your bidding, master?

Vampire Casey: Yeah. Whose blood do you want us to suck, yo?

[The turtles have returned to the lair.]

Leo: Renet, isn't there a way to fix all of this with your Time Scepter?

Renet: We could go back in time and try a do-over only that didn't work so well last time. Plus, this time we wouldn't have Raphael.

Donnie: She's right. We have to stop this in the here and now.

[in Mikey's room, Mikey held up a notebook while Kitty was taking notes.]

Mikey: Focus on the research, Ice Cream Kitty. As far as I can tell, the lesson these old horror comics are teaching us is: slay the master. If we destroy Dracula, every vampire transforms back into a human.

[Raph struggled to ger free but he stops with a sly smile on his face.]

Vampire Raph: Hey, Mikey, now that we're back in the lair, I'm feeling much better. Mikey. Mikey. Take this garlic off me, Mikey. I'm better now.

[Hypnotized, Mikey stood up and walked toward Raph. Kitty meowed hysterically.]

Donnie: If I can focus the waveform, I can sync enough energy for a recharge This should put her at 50% power.

[After pushing the button, the lights suddenly flicker.]

Vampire Raph: Mikey. Mikey. Take this garlic off me, Mikey. I'm better now.

Mikey:[hypnotized] Yes. Take garlic off Raph.

Vampire Raph: Nothing can stop us now!

[Suddenly, lights went out and Donnie was knocked down. Raph has taken the staff.]

Leo: The Scepter!

[The monsters appear snarling, along with April and Casey as the others exit the lab.]

Vampire April: Greetings, Turtles. Now you will become one of us.

[They begin to attack. Mikey shined his staff at the monsters.]

Mikey: This whole situation is ruining Halloween for me.

Leo: Guys, we got to focus!

[Frank knocked them down as Mikey tried to comfort him.]

Mikey: Frank, not you, too!

Frankenstein: Frank has no choice. Frank must obey Dracula!

[He slammed his firsts as Mikey dodged.]

Donnie: Time for another tactical retreat.

[April appears behind him.]

Vampire April: You're mine, Donnie! [she bites him]

Donnie: OWWWW!!!

Leo: Donnie!

[Donnie covered his neck.]

Donnie: No! Stay back!

[His vision started to feel blurry until Mikey grabbed the staff as Donnie falls.]

Mikey: Get back, Evil Casey! I'm for real!

Vampire April: Finally, the Turtles are outmatched. It'll all be over soon.

Leo: Okay, easy big fella. Easy.

[He dodged Frankenstein, kicking him and rolling over.]

Renet: You know what happens when you mess with Junior Assistant Time Masters?

Mikey: Everything about her is the coolest thing ever.

[Mikey screams and knocked Casey away,]

Donnie: Guys, follow me. Quick! This way!

[They ran out of the subway. Once they made it, they entered an old hospital.]

Donnie: Whoa. An old hospital.

Leo: You mean a nightmare hospital, the kind of place that used leeches instead of bandages.

Mikey: That iron door should hold them. No problemo. They hate iron.

Leo: How would you possibly know that?

Mikey: Dude, I read it in Vampire Hunter X, issue six, brah. I might be a master researcher. Just saying.

[Donnie shrieks in pain like a banshee, clutching his bite mark.]

Donnie: GGHHAAAAHHH!!! Guys, I'm.... I'm losing myself....Ngghh..G..GRHHOOOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[They set Donnie on the table.]

Leo: Does your comic say how to stop a vampire transformation, Mikey?

Mikey: Uh, not sure. I never scored issue seven.

[Dracula looks out at the city from the castle.]

Savanti: I tire of waiting. We must send a horde after that wretched Renet and the Turtles. What if they recharge the Time Scepter?

Dracula: Patience, Savanti. There are bigger things currently at play.

[Raph arrives with the time scepter.]

Vampire Raph: Master, I brought this for you. the Time Scepter.

Savanti: Excellent, my servant. Now I will be unstopp- What?

[He was shocked to see that Raph gave the staff to Dracula.]

Dracula: Well done, Raphael.

Savanti: What is the meaning of this?

Dracula: You are such a dim-witted zounderkite, Savanti. Armed with this, I will go back in time to infect early humankind with vampirism so that the entire world will be undead. Finally, I will rule the world in darkness. It's not working. Why isn't it working?

Savanti: [laughs] Who is the fool now, Dracula?

Dracula: Show me how it works, or I will rend you to pieces.

Savanti: How it works is simple. You need me. That technology is far beyond your tiny bat brain. But now I know where your allegiance truly lies. Pharaoh? If you please.

Dracula: You pit a mindless mummy against the King of the Vampires? Insulting!

[He destroys the mummy king, turning him into dust.]

Dracula: Any more brilliant ideas?

[Back at the hospital, Donnie continued to shriek through the pain.]

Renet: We have to try to stop his transformation.

Leo: We also have to stop Savanti, stop Dracula, and get that Time Scepter back from Raph, all before the world ends!

[Donnie, with glowing eyes, faints and succumbs. The metal doors bang]

Leo: Great. Vampires hate iron, but Frankensteins are fine with- ugh!

[Leo gets knocked by Donnie.]

Mikey: Oh, no. Donnie!

[Donnie had transformed. He throws the table at them but they dodge and run away.]

Leo: Through here!

[They leave the hospital. ]

Leo: Coast is clear. Come on.

Vampire Donnie:[jumps down in front of them] Going somewhere?

[The three remaining teens found themselves surrounded by the monsters.]

Savanti: We are on the cusp of a new era where Dracula and I rule all of time, space, and the ten dimensions, together!

Leo: Is that possible?

Renet: Not only possible. Now that they have the Time Scepter, it's totally probable.

Savanti: And you will not be able to stop us. "Why?" you ask.

Mikey: Uh, we didn't ask. No one asked.

Dracula: Because we will destroy you now. Monsters, eliminate the Turtles and the girl.

[Frank roars.]

Leo: Stay back, Frankenstein!

Mikey: No. There's another way. Frank, buddy, we're bros. Remember? They're the enemies!

Dracula: You will do my bidding, monster.

Mikey: Dracula is the worst. Does he even know your favorite food? 'Cause I'm your real friend, and I know your favorite food is uh, frankfurters!

Dracula: Destroy them, creature!

Frankenstein: No! Mikey is real friend! You are not!

[He used his sparks and attacked the monsters. Leo began to fire at the monsters while Renet and Mikey fought.]

Renet: Wow, that was totally tubular. What comic book did you learn that strategy from?

Mikey: Uh, "Mikey Makes The Whole Thing Up And Gets Lucky" issue number one!

[Frank continues fighting.]

Dracula: Is it possible to use the Time Scepter to get rid of our enemies?

Savanti: [with his arms folded] What do you think?

Dracula: The time is nigh for the utter destruction of-

[Mikey threw garlic ad Dracula]

Dracula: No one assaults the immortal Dracula with- aah!

[Mikey again throws garlic at him. Leo then used his grappling hook and knocked the scepter out of Savanti's hands.]

Mikey: I got it! I don't got it!

Leo: Mikey!

[They get teleported into the medieval timeline.]

Mikey: Oh, medieval knights. Majestic heroes of bravery! They'll help us, dudes!

Knight: Monsters! Run away! Run away! Monsters!

[Knights run away.]

Leo: Get the Scepter!

[They chase after the scepter. Raph pinned Leo as he reached for the staff. Frank grabbed it.]

Frankenstein: Frank will master time travel. Frank break everything!

[They enter the Japan area. Donnie tried to bite Leo but he held him back.]

Leo: Gross! Feel free to help out any time guys. Ugh! Seriously!

[Savanti reaches for the staff but Renet shots until bats surrounded her. Vampire Raph catches the staff.]

Vampire Raph: This is- aah!

[Mikey kicks Raph off the temple. They end up in Egypt. Savanti grabs the staff. They end up in the dinosaur age.]

Savanti: Yes! Back right where I... Oh, not here. Even Ancient Egypt is better than the prehistoric age.

Renet: Don't let him repair it! Then he'll be in complete control!

Mikey: Guys, wait! We're focusing on the wrong thing. Didn't Vampire Hunter X teach us anything? We take out the master, we free all the monsters. Stake me up.

Dracula: We declared we would share this.

Savanti: There's nothing to share if it doesn't work.

Dracula: Fine. You'll fix the staff. I'll take care of the Turtle creatures.

[He goes after them and swooped down at Frankenstein.]

Mikey: Booyakasha!

[Mikey strikes the staff right at Dracula's heart, as the vampire prince falls and with an agonized groan, he yells out.]

Dracula: No!!!

[Don and Raph yell and pass out. Cut to Dracula, who's body burnt into a dead skeleton as turtles watch in shock. Then Savanti appears.]

Savanti: Oh, well. He was a jerk. But it's too late, fools. The Time Scepter is fixed. Now I, Savanti Romero, will rule all of time and.. what?

[Renet punches him.]

Renet: Enjoy your stay, Savanti. We'll check up on you in another thirty years or so.

Savanti: No! Oh grock!

[Savanti is killed after he becomes eaten alive by a tyrannosaurus. Back in New York, April, Vulko and Casey changed back to normal. Renet and the two unbitten Leo and Mikey appear only for them to fall down onto the rooftop.]

Renet: Oops.

[Like the others, Raph and Donnie are back to normal.]

Raph: Leo! Donnie! Mikey! We're… we're back! And we're not freaky vampires anymore!

April: Uh, who is this?

Leo: This is Renet, the greatest Time Master who ever lived.

Casey: Did that actually happen? Were we, like, an army of awesome monsters?

Vulko: It was no dream. And now I am forever trapped in this forsaken age.

Renet: Don't worry, Vulko. I'll return you to your time, before you became a werewolf.

Vulko: Oh, thank you. Thank you, great and powerful witch.

Frankenstein: But what of Frank?

Renet: I would never forget you, Frank. You turned the tide of this battle. I'm gonna take you to the future, where you'll be appreciated by everyone. I can't thank you Turtles enough. You are all groovy-to-the-max awesome!

Mikey: Party on, Renet. You are the most incredible person who has ever lived in the history of living!

Renet: That's the second-nicest thing anyone's ever said about me.

[She leaves along with Frank.]

Mikey: Wait. What was the first?

Renet: You'll just have to wait until we meet again, Michelangelo in the future.

Leo: How about some trick-or-treating, team? Tonight is the night!

Mikey: Halloween-akasha!

[Next episode]

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