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[It all started in Baxter's office, trying to figure out how to work on mutants. Shredder walked in with photo’s while tossing them aside.]

Shredder: Baxter Stockman. I ordered you to build me a mutant army, and you give me this?

[Shredder threw some photos at Stockman. Stockman picks up a picture of a duck.]

Stockman: No, no. Don't you see? It swims, flies, and know Tae Kwon do. It's a triple threat. [Stockman freezes as Shredder's blades slashes the photo into pieces with quick ease.] And it quacks?

Rahzar: Can it, Stinkman. [walks up and snaps his jaws] This is the last time you mess up.

Stockman: Mess up? But look at you, Rahzar. You're twice the dog, uh, man you were before.

[Rahzar growls]

Shredder: No, Bradford. I have a more suitable fate in mind. You have failed me too many times.

Stockman: No! I mean, please, Master Shredder. I've got plans, huge plans. Mutant pigs and rhinos-

[Shredder throws the kart on the floor.]

Shredder: Pigs?

Stockman: [weakly] And rhinos.

[Shredder. having none of Stockman's antics, pulls out a joy stick.]

Stockman: What are you doing? No! The mutagen? You can't. I wouldn't be of any use to you as a mutant. Please, don't.

[Shredder presses the button on the joystick. and the collar on his neck activates.]

Shredder: I am not a man of idle threats.

Rahzar: Heh, bet you'll end up a bigger freak than me, Stinkman.

Stockman: There's nothing wrong with idle threats!

[He tried to get it off but nothing happened as a fly landed on his nose. Baxter opened his eyes as Shredder and Rahzar leave.]

Stockman: Yes! Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[The mutagen vials on the collar breaks, causing him to slam to the wall. Stockman, covered in mutagen and sobbing, starts to mutate.]

[Theme song]

[At the lab, Donnie is making an antidote.]

Donnie: Almost got it. Almost got it.

April: Are we done yet, Donnie? We've been up for, like, a million hours. [Yawns.]

Donnie: Oh, no, no no worries, April. This time, it's gonna work. We'll finally be able to turn your dad human again. Now I'm adding a sample of your DNA. [Chuckles.] So brace yourself. For the scientific breakthrough of the century! Retro mutagen!

[April is asleep. Donnie began to put the liquid on the disk and began to examine it.]

Donnie: Okay, mutant cells. Please turn normal. Please turn normal. Oh.

[The cells suddenly become normal,]

Donnie:[ Gasps.] Eureka. I did it! I really did it! Whoohoohoohoohoo! [Whoops.]

April: [waking up] You did it? You really did it?

[The rest of the turtles enter the lab.]

Leo: Did what?

Mikey: Invent pizza that doesn't get soggy in milk?

Donnie: I finally made it. Retro mutagen, you guys! The key to turning Mr. O'Neil human again. And you too, Sensei.

Splinter: Human once more? Save April's father first, and then I will consider it.

[Mikey picks up the beaker.]

Mikey: Ooh, what if I turned myself human again? I wonder what I'd look like. What up?

Raph: We were never human to begin with, genius. We'd just turn back into turtles.

Donnie: [grabs the vial] Give me that. I've only got enough for two doses, one for April's dad. And one for Master Splinter.

Leo: Can you make more of the stuff?

Donnie: Yeah, but it takes ten canisters of mutagen to refine just one tiny dose of Retro mutagen, and I don't have any left. But at least we can find your dad and change him back.

April: Oh, I'm just speechless. Thank you. Thank you so much, Donnie. You're the best. Muah!

[Donnie passed out from too much love in April. Meanwhile, Stockman's shadow was seen, he was not a human anymore. She shoved garbage out of the way and vomited a candy bar.]

Stockman Fly: What am I? [Buzzes.] I'm nothing anymore. I'm a freak. I'll never be taken seriously. As a scientist. Oh, wait. Wait. [Panting.] Yesss. Yesss. [Buzzing.] Stockman DNA....Combined with purestrain human DNA. [Buzzes.] I could be normal again. Better than normal. Twice the man Stockman was.

[Rahzar and a couple of footbots arrive]

Rahzar: Stinkman. Where are you? I want to see what you turned into. Come on out.

[Something pulled the cable and lights flickered.]

Rahzar: Scared to show yourself, Stinkman? It's not like you can get much uglier.

[Something scuttered in the room. Who or whatever is in there is nearby. One of the footbots got taken away when Rahzar turned.]

Rahzar: Show yourself, mutant.

[The figure slowly climbs up the ceiling and spits acid at Razhar. The creature started to fly away. Meanwhile, Kirby is trying to suck a billboard with a picture of a woman.]

April: Dad.

Leo: All right, April. Hang back. We don't want to rile up your dad like last time.

April: But I can help. I can calm him down.

Raph: Last time you tried that, he took you to his nest and tried to feed you dead rats.

April: Good point.

[Leo and the turtles take off using grappling hooks.]

Leo: All right. Got to do this, quick. Raph and Mikey, we can't let him escape. Donnie, spray him fast.

Stockfly: It's the Turtles! They're close. Now I have the power to squash them like bugs!

[They carefully approach Kirby. Donnie pulled out the shotgun and slowly aimed it at Kirby. Something buzzed making Donnie drop the gun. Kirby flies off.]

April: Dad, no!

[There Stockman was seen. He mutated into a house fly. His head has two bug-like eyes, mandibles, and antennas, his hair and his clothes remains normal. His hands have claws and he has wings.]

Stockfly: Sentimental humans. Give me the Retro mutagen. Now!

Leo: Another mutant?

Stockfly: Retro mutagen. Mine!

[He charged forward but Donnie grabbed him.]

Donnie: No! Get your claws off that vial.

[The mutagen falls and breaks. Angrily, Stockfly grabbed April.]

April: Let me go, you ugly germ farm!

[She punches him but Stockfly catches her.]

Stockfly: Silence!

Raph: I know who that is. It's Derek Stockboy!

Stockfly: It's Baxter Stockman! Come to my lab and you will bring more Retro mutagen, or the girl mutates with me!

[He flies off with April.]

Mikey: Wow, we really messed that one up.

Donnie: I only have one vial left. It'll take months to synthesize more.

Leo: Don't worry, Donnie. We'll get her back and make her dad human again.

Mikey: Let's hope so. Let's really hope so.

[Back at the lab., the turtles wait for Casey to arrive.]

Donnie: Aw, man, what am I gonna do? Save April and Mr. O'Neil. But what about Master Splinter?

Splinter: What about me?

Donnie:[Yelps.] Oh, um [Chuckles.] Hey, Sensei.

Splinter: Leonardo informed me of the situation. You must split up to rescue April. And to find her father.

Donnie:[Sighs.] I'm sorry, Sensei. This is all the Retro mutagen I have left.

Splinter: I may not be human, but I am fortunate enough to have my humanity. Save Kirby.

[Casey arrived at the lair.]

Casey: All right, who's the soon to be slapshotted goon. That kidnapped April?

Leo: Long story, Casey. We need your help big time. And yes, you'll get to hit someone with a hockey stick. Probably more than once.

Casey: Heh. Yes!

Raph: So you and me are bat wrangling tonight, Mikey.

Mikey: Aww, yeah! You know what that means, right?

Raph: Please don't.

[Mikey used a smoke bomb to change into his bug costume.]

Mikey: The return to Turflytle, dog!

Raph: You annoy me to no end.

Mikey: Buzz buzz is buzz back! Buzz!

[Meanwhile, Stockfly placed April in his lab.]

Stockfly: Stay!

April: Baxter, you don't have to do this. Donnie can help you. He can make more Retro mutagen. It'll only take a few months, I mean, hours!

Stockfly: [taking out a rope] If he fails, I have a backup plan.

April: So do I.

[April knocks him with her fan and tries to run but gets cornered by the fly.]

Stockfly: No escape!

[April is now tied up and hung over the vat of mutagen.]

Stockfly: You go here, and I press a button. You fall! and I- I jump in. We come apart and then we come together. You, me, as one. More human than I am now.

April: Baxter, listen to me. Dropping us into a vat of ooze isn't going to save you. You got to trust me on that.

[Stockfly spits acid and starts eating the candy bar..]

Stockfly: No! This is only way. Only way! Stockmanfly cannot trust anyone.

[The turtles and Casey arrive at the scene. Casey gets himself distracted by a fly and kills it, informing the mutant bug of their presence.]

Stockfly: Turtles! You tried, yesss. Tried to sneak in. No Retro mutagen, no trade.

Casey: I got your Retro mutajunk right here!

[Stockfly starts to spit acid on the rope, slowly breaking it. The mutant started to attack the turtles and Casey.]

Leo: Baxter, stop. Let us help you. We don't want to hurt you. Well, Casey does.

April: Ah! Um, guys? Little help here?

Stockfly: Not fast enough.

[The rope snaps in two and Donnie tries to save her but he misses as April falls into the vat.]

Donnie: April!

[Everyone watched in horror as April's form sinks into the ooze.]

Stockfly: Two become one!

Casey: Eat it, bug!

[Casey knocks Stockfly out. Leo and Donnie look down at the vat.]

Leo: Is she?

[April emerges from the Mutagen vat. She didn't mutate because she's a half kraang.]

April:[coughing.] Blegh, nice catch, Donnie.

Donnie: April! You're okay! But how did...? [gasps.] You're immune to mutagen! That's why your DNA worked to create Retro mutagen. Amazing.

Stockfly: I'll devour you all! I'll drink you like blobs of delicious filth!

[Mikey being chased by Kirby]

Mikey: Augh! Buzz buzz! Help me! Buzz buzz!

[Raph goes to the rescue.]

Raph: Got him on the run, Leo! Get over here before I let him eat Mikey.

Leo: No problem. We're on our way.

Donnie: Get your claws off of me!

[Rahzar appears]

Rahzar: I heard you say Retro mutagen. I can become human again?

Leo: On second thought, we might be a little late.

Rahzar: Bring me that vial.

[The footbots charged.]

Leo: Time to go!

[Leo used a smoke bomb and sliced the foot bots,]

Donnie: Back, you hideous arthropod!

Mikey: Give me Retro mutagen!

April: Get off of him!

[April attacks Stockfly. Casey then knocked the vial out of Stockfly's arms.]

Leo: We found April's dad. Let's get out of here.

[They begin to leave]

Stockfly: No escape! No escape.

[Superfly chases after them as Rahzar stabs a foot bot.]

Rahzar: Get me that vial before Stinkman uses it. That Retro mutagen belongs to me.

[Stockfly started to chase after the turtles.]

Casey: It's gaining on us!

Donnie: Firing garbage cannon!

[The cannons started to shoot but Stockfly caught it and eats it.]

Stockfly: Mmm, delicious.

April: Take a right! Now a left! Dad's this way. Whoaoa!

Casey: How do you know?

April: I just do. I told you I get certain feelings about things. Faster, Leo! Another right!

[They turned the direction. Meanwhile, Mikey is still being chased.]

Mikey: Raph! Kirbybat wants to suck. My turtle blood! Help!

Raph: Maybe I'll give him just a little taste.

Mikey: Raph!

Raph: I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[Raph knocks Kirby down. April arrives as Raph and Mikey pull out the tarp.]

April: Wait!

Donnie: April?

April: Let me talk to him. Stay calm, dad. We're here to help you. Just calm down. Calm.

[Kirby had calmed down as Donnie held up the vial.]

Donnie: Sorry this took so long, Mr. O'Neil. Just a quick spray on your skin and you'll be good as new.

[All of a sudden, Stockfly scoops up the retro mutagen and flies off.]

Stockfly:[Buzzing.] I have it! Mine. Mine!

Donnie: Seriously? Again?

[The footbots appear flying in the air.]

Mikey: Flying footbots? Dude, this is getting out of control.

Leo: Let's move, turtles. [leaps onto a foot bot] Now, let's get that vial back.

Mikey: Turflytle and his sidekick maggot boy to the rescue!

Raph: Maggot boy! I'm gonna make you eat that stupid costume.

Donnie: April, you and Casey stay put and keep an eye on your dad.

[Donnie leaves]

Casey: You getting one of those feelings again?

April: Nope, just a bad idea.

[Stockfly is on the walls trying to open the mutagen.]

Stockfly:[mumbling] Stupid childproof cap.

Mikey: Taste the sting of Turflytle! Buzz buzz!

[Mikey knocks the mutagen out of Stockfly's grasp.]

Raph: Ha! Nice hit, tur. Er, Mikey.

[A footbot lunged at Raph and caused him to fall. Leo swoops down and sliced down the robots.]

Leo: You like that?

[April and Casey are riding Kirby]

April: Ha! Yes! Get him, dad! Knock him out of the sky!

Casey: So we're, like, riding your giant mutant dad? This is so weird.

[Donnie catches the mutagen.]

Donnie: Got it!

[The foot bot sliced off his rope, causing him to fall and grabs the mutagen. Donnie falls and tucks into his shell and crashes into a dumpster.]

[Casey grabbed his hockey stick.]

Casey: Swallow this, you ugly, goop drooling… Whoa!

[Kirby grabbed his stick with Casey holding onto it. Stockfly started to spit acid.]

April: Ugh, gross.

Casey: Catch up to him! He's getting away!

April: Oh, no, you don't! Get him, dad!

[Stockfly swoops down and steal the mutagen]

Stockfly: At last.

[He crashes onto a billboard and drops it.]

April: There!

[The mutagen begins to fall off the rooftop.]

April: Go, dad!

[the mutagen breaks onto the lamp post. April swoops him down and the mutagen lands on Kirby, Then the others cover him in a tarp. Casey and April come out of the tarp and watch. Kirby comes out, now human again.]

Leo: All right!

Donnie: Yes!

Mikey: Kirby's back!

April: Dad! I can't believe it. I missed you so much!

Kirby: A...April? What happened? Where am I? And why am I nude?

Mikey: Dude, when you hear what happened, you are gonna laugh so hard!

April: You did it, Donnie! You're the best of the best of the best! Muah!

Donnie: Two kisses in one day. Eat it, Casey Jones. Eat it! [Cackles.]

[Casey trips Donnie with his hockey stick.]

Leo: No sign of Stockmanfly. Add him to the list of stray, mutated bad guy freaks running around New York.

Mikey: Stockmanfly is Turflytle's ultimate superhero enemy, buzz buzz. But if he's out there, buzz buzz, I'll find him, buzz bu-

Raph: Enough with the buzz buzz!

Mikey: Okay.

Raph: Don't. Don't.

Mikey: Buzz buzz, dog.

[Raph yells in anger]

Donnie: I'm sorry, Master Splinter. I wanted to change you back. But I swear, if it's the last thing I do, I'll.

Splinter: Do not fret, my son. I am content with what I have become. I have no place in the human world anymore. This is my home, and you four are my family.

[The footbots dragged Stockfly to the lair.]

Rahzar: Well, look at you, Stink bug. I'd squash you right here, but Shredder has other plans for you.

Shredder: I have one last mutant I want you to create, or I will pluck your wings like the lowly insect you are.

Stockfly: Yes, master Shredder. [Buzzes.] Thank you for your generosity.

[He spits acid on a candy bar as the episode ends.]

[next episode]

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