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[In Dimension X, The salamandrians, G'Throkka and Mona Lisa are talking to Subprime.]

G'Throkka: We share a mutual enemy. Raah! The Triceratons are formidable, but if we combine the forces of our two races, we could eradicate them from the galaxy.

Mona Lisa: You'll find it valuable to have great warriors like the Salamandrians on your side.

Subprime: [shocked and annoyed] What?! Are you people crazy? We Kraang invade other planets for one reason: to get away from the Triceratons, not fight 'em!

Mona Lisa: By avoiding this fight, you bring dishonor to your species.

Subprime: 'Cause that's the Kraang's main concern, honor. Puh-lease! Have you seen the Triceratons? Those guys are huge! My advice, sister, get as far away from them as possible. And find a nice planet to mutate.

Mona Lisa: [angrily] You disgust me, you soft, pink coward.

Subprime: Hmm, I wonder if I can live with that. Why, yes. Yes, I can!

G'Throkka: Come, Y'Gythgba. We'll find others.

Mona Lisa: Perhaps we can ally ourselves with the Turtles again.

Subprime: [furious] What? An ally of a Turtle is the enemy of Kraang Subprime!

[The two salamandrians are surrounded as scout ships and biotroids aimed their guns.]

Subprime: So I have this incredible place you guys can all hang out and talk about honor and courage and stuff! It's called my dungeon!

[Theme song]

[Meanwhile, the turtles used a stealth ship along with Fugitoid.]

Donnie: Okay, okay, focus, Mikey. This is basic stuff.

Raph: Donnie, are you seriously trying to explain black holes to Mikey again? It's a waste of time!

Mikey: Whatever. I can do science stuff. Pshhh. I'm great at dancing the robot.

Leo: The robot dance isn't science.

Mikey: It is when I do it. Beep-bop. Beep-bop, bope-bop.

Fugitoid: Speaking as a robot that's actually pretty good!

Donnie: Black holes suck in everything. Not even light can escape a black hole's gravitational singularity.

Mikey: Why not? Beep-bop, bope-bop.

Donnie: Because they're infinitely dense.

Raph: So they're just like you, Mikey.

[Everyone laughs.]

Fugitoid: Good one!

Mikey: I don't get it.

Leo: All right, enough goofing around, ninjas. We gotta stay focused. We need to find the next piece of the Black Hole Device before the Triceratons do.

Raph: So, Fugitoid, why do you think the Utrom can help us?

Fugitoid: Because the Utrom are the ones who separated the Black Hole Generator pieces and scattered them across the universe to keep them safe.

Mikey: Plus, visiting the Utrom means getting to go back to Dimension X!

Donnie: I still feel bad about having to leave April and Casey back on the ship to guard the other fragment. They seemed pretty mad.

Mikey: Nah. I bet they're over it by now.

Fugitoid: Projecting the portal.

[The portal opens up and they enter the pink dimension.]

Mikey: Yes! Back in Dimension X! Why, hello, Scatterpillar. How's it going, little Squeebles? Hey, there, giant Kraang worm! Ah, yes, bros. The circle of life.

Raph: I hate Dimension X more than I hate space!

Donnie: The sooner we find the Utrom, the sooner we leave. Professor?

Fugitoid: Oh! Me? Yes. Right. Uh, um, according to my scanner, the Utrom are… uh.. this way.

[He walks on but bonks onto a crystal wall.]

Fugitoid:  Dimension X is muh… messing with my scaaan.... sc-scanners.

Leo: Oh, great. That's great! Now what?

Mikey: I got the answer right here, dog!

[He becomes Savage Mikey.]

Raph: [to himself] Calm down, Raph. You knew it was coming. Calm down.

Mikey: Don't worry. Savage Mikey's got this, dudes. Follow me!

[They begin to follow Mikey. Unknown to them, a probe is watching them.]

Mikey: Dimension X tip number 23: never put a mushropod between your toes. It could try to eat 'em. Learned that one the hard way.

Donnie: Why would we ever stick anything in Dimension X between our toes?

Leo: Mikey, why'd you stop?

Mikey: Because we're here.

Raph: What? I don't see anything!

Mikey: Duh, Raph. That's the point.

[He tosses a rock into the direction, revealing a cloaking device.]

Fugitoid: A cloaking dome! Brilliant.

[They jump into the dome.]

Donnie: Whoa! Now, that's a headquarters!

[Suddenly, they become surrounded by white Utroms.]

Bishop: Who are you? How did you find our secret base? And why did you throw a rock at my head?

Fugitoid: Bishop! Good to see you, old friend!

Bishop: Professor Honeycutt! Good to see you. Despite your strange, robotic body and your very large head.

Fugitoid: Thank you. I think. But I need the attention of the full Utrom council. Please.

Bishop: Anything for you, Zayton. This way.

[Bishop leads the turtles inside. Leo, Donnie and Raph wore breathers around their necks, except Mikey, who decided to keep his savage suit on..]

Mikey: Dude, those neck breathing thingies you guys got are cool!

Donnie: Shh, Mikey!

[There, they meet recolored versions of Irma and Miss Campbell, Queen and Rook and the Utrom Pawn.]

Bishop: Professor and Turtles, allow me to present the sacred high council of the Utrom Pawn, Rook, and Queen.

Mikey: [amazed] Whoa! They look just like Irma and Miss Campbell.

Queen: The Council acknowledges the Professor and the Turtles.

Fugitoid: Utrom, these Turtles are protectors of Earth. They have fought the Kraang and are worthy of your help.

Queen: The Utrom are already aware of the Turtles and all of the good they have done for the planet Earth.

Raph: So why didn't ya help us before?

Rook: Because Earthlings cannot always be trusted! You are an irrational species. Still, you should know the truth about the Utrom.

[A panel opened up to project a hologram. It began when Kraang Prime used to be an ordinary Utrom when he discovered mutagen and how he became a leader of his own kind.]

Queen: For millions of nextons, the Utrom all had individual personalities. Then one nexton, an Utrom scientist named Kraang discovered the mutagen of the Kraathatrogon Worm. Kraang Prime was born, becoming deranged in the process. He used his horrible psychic powers to overcome millions of Utrom, turning them into slave-copies of himself! And so, the Kraang were born.

[The panel disappears.]

Bishop: There were many Utrom who resisted Prime's control, but now less than one hundred exist.

Fugitoid: What happened to your race is a tragedy but perhaps you can help us avoid another one.

Donnie: We were able to get one of the pieces of the Black Hole Generator, but we need the others. It's the only way to save Earth!

Queen: [shocked] You found one of the pieces?

Pawn: [glitching] No, n-n-n-no-no! Bad, bad, bad!

Rook: No one should have such power! We took pains to hide the pieces in the safest parts of the galaxy!

Leo: Safest? The first piece corrupted the entire race of Aeons!

Bishop: What?

Queen: Impossible!

Rook: No way!

Pawn: Sacre b-b-b-bleu!

Fugitoid: Utrom, I have a plan to destroy the Generator once and for all.

Pawn: Impossible! Zee Heart of Darkness cannot be destroyed!

Bishop: Utrom, we must discuss this.

[Later, the council whisper as everyone watched.]

Queen: The High Council has reached a decision!

Leo: Great!

Rook: We are officially opening discussions on the topic of helping you. The debate shall last for the next one hundred nextons.

Raph: What? But we need your help now, not a hundred "whatever-ons" from now!

Leo: Utrom, please.. We've come from the future! The Triceratons find all the pieces and destroy Earth! We saw it happen!

Mikey: Oolong, that Black Hole thingy is the only chance we have! Ya gotta help us! Pleeeassse?

Queen: Perhaps we can-

[A portal opens, surrounding them]

Queen: Oh, no.

[Kraangdroids appear from portals and their leader, Kraang Subprime.]

Subprime: So the long-hidden Utrom base, revealed to us by none other than those miserable Turtles. How awesome has Kraang Subprime's day become?

[They begin to attack Mikey yells and starts defeating the Kraangdroids.]

Raph: Enough with the savage yells!

Mikey: Don't diss my sweet yell till you try it! Ohh!

[Subprime is about to fire Queen but Bishop protects her.]

Bishop: How I've waited for this, Subprime.

Rook: You stole my body. She was my creation!

[She charges, but Subprime grabs her.]

Subprime: Aw, my heart bleeds for ya.

[He punches Bishop and then electrocutes the Queen who fights the biotroids. Her Utrom alien body appears.]

Subprime: Your Majesty.

[He grabs her]

Queen: Let me go, Subprime.

Bishop: Queen!

Subprime: So long, morons! I'll be taking a parting gift.

[He leaves through the portal.]

Mikey: Let's go, dude!

[Raph and Mikey head to the portal and disappear.]

Leo: No!

[Meanwhile in the Kraang base, Subprime and his droids carry Queen prisoner.]

Subprime: I think you'll like your accommodations, Queen. And by like, I mean you will totally hate!

[Mikey and Raph arrive and hide.]

Raph: Thanks, bro. Come on, stay close. Argh, how did we lose her already?

Mona Lisa: I would know such fury anywhere. Raphael!

[They looked and saw Mona Lisa.]

Raph: Mona Lisa?

Mikey: Whoa, is that your girlfrie-

[Raph started to stab the control panels.]

Mikey: Dude, keep it down. They'll hear.

[The door opens up.]

Raph: What are you doing here? I didn't think I'd ever see you again.

[Mona picks him up and nuzzles his nose.]

Mikey: Come on, people. No time for kissy-face. We're on a mission to rescue the Utrom Queen, remember?

G'Throkka: Utrom Queen? The Utrom and the Kraang are one of the same!

Mona Lisa: We thought they could be trusted, but we found out the hard way.

[They quickly hide.]

Mikey: Kraangs and Utrom are not the same, Sal Commander. Trust me on that. We only work with the good guys.

G'Throkka: Good Kraang? You expect us to believe in such a thing?

Mona Lisa: We tried to trust the Kraang, and it landed us in prison. How can we trust the Utrom?

Raph: I was skeptical at first too, Mona. But these Utrom they helped us.

[Sal and Mona look at each other. Meanwhile.]

Subprime: You pathetic Utrom are nearly extinct, while we Kraang are totally awesome! Have I mentioned your tiara is lame and not awesome? Because it is!

Queen: My forces are on their way as we speak, ready to rescue me and destroy your SubCommand Center!

Subprime: Ooh, look at you. You got real serious, didn't ya? Whatever. Like we're scared of a few Utrom. [to the Kraang droid] You idiots stay on the lookout.

Kraang: Affirmative, Kraang Subprime. That which is called the lookout Kraang will stay.

Subprime: Now, Queenie, you're gonna spill all your Utrom secrets. Understand?

[Meanwhile at the Utrom headquarters.]

Rook: I move to instate Parliamentary procedure 43-dash-296.

Leo: Guys! No more discussions! We need action!

Bishop: No discussion. Parliamentary Procedure 43-dash-296 is all-out war. Utromdroids prepare!

[The Utroms arrive]

Leo: Whoa! Now we're talking! Yeah! So where's the rest of 'em?

Fugitoid: Now might be a good time to tell us where the Black Hole Generator fragments are located just in case, you know, something happens.

Bishop: Fight by our side, survive this siege and we shall see.

Mikey: So are you guys gonna help save the Queen or what?

G'Throkka: As I've said, we will not aid the Kraang.

Mikey: And as I've said, they're good Kraang.

Raph: Mona, I wouldn't do anything that would hurt you. You know that.

Mona Lisa: I doubted them before, Commander, even when you insisted otherwise. But now I trust Raphael with my life. I believe him.

[Sal sighs]

Mikey: Yeah, boy! [annoyed] What's with you two?

[G'Throkka and Mikey see Mona Lisa and Raphael kissing with Raph having one leg up. G'Throkka and Mikey facepalm.]

Subprime: All right, Queen! You will tell me everything you know about the Black Hole Generator!

Queen: Never! I'll never tell!

Subprime: Then it's time for a little torture!

[Mikey kicks Subprime while Raph stabs the Kraangdroids.]

G'Throkka: I can't believe I'm saving a Kraang!

Raph: It's the four of us against one of you, Subprime!

Subprime: Ohhh, ohhh, I'm so scared! Look at me, I'm quivering!

[He activates something on his gauntlet and then flies over to a Dracotroid.]

Subprime: Not really. 'Cause I got me a Dracotroid!

[the two headed Dracotroid roars, Raph grabs on one while Mona shoots it with her blaster. Mikey let out a scream making the monsters roar.]

Raph: Mikey!

[Raph crashed onto Mikey.]

Subprime: I've always wanted to watch a Turtle get eaten by a Dracotroid.

[Subprime gets blasted. The others looked down and saw Leo and Donnie.]

Leo: Need a little help?

G'Throkka: Utrom?

Queen: [sitting on G'Throkka's shoulder] I knew my Utrom would find us. I knew my Utrom would find us.

Mikey: Yeah, that's right. You can always trust a Turtle and the good Kraang to pull through.

Subprime: Dracotroid, do what you do best!

[The beast fires and everyone falls. Using the grappling hook, Raph saves Mona while Mikey catches Sal and Queen with the space worm. Once safe, they went into battle with the Kraang.]

Mikey: Nice work, Sal! Booyakasha!

G'Throkka: Booyakasha, indeed, Michelangelo. Raaah!

Subprime: This has gotta be the most pathetic sight ever. Oh!

[Subprime gets knocked down as Bishop fights him.]

Bishop: It pains me how far you've fallen, Knight.

Subprime: That name means nothing to me! I am now Kraang Subprime!

[He knocks him down but Bishop shoots the Irma head off.]

Fugitoid: Uh, this might not seem like the time, but about those Black Hole Generator fragments...

Rook: This may be our last stand! I will tell you, Professor. The next piece of the Generator is- [her head explodes by the blast]

Fugitoid: Oh, that's always the way, isn't it?

[Raph is riding on the Draco along with Mona Lisa.]

Raph: You've learned some new moves since I last saw you!

Mona Lisa: I could teach them to you -one-on-one.

Raph: I would love that

[He almost slips but he uses his sai, stabbing its wing.]

Bishop: [robotic voice] You used to be our greatest hero! You were a true brother.

Subprime: (annoyed) Oh, for the love of Kraang! Everyone hates complete subservience to Kraang Prime until they try it!

Bishop: (infuriated) You are a traitor, Subprime. [grabs a crystal] And you will fall!

[He stabs it in the machine and explodes. Raph continues on fighting the robots.]

Mona Lisa: I can't hold on much longer!

[Raph falls onto the building as Mona starts to lose control.]

Raph: Mona!

[The Dracotroid explodes. Raph reaches out and then catches Mona with the space worm and got to the other side.]

Raph: Maybe Dimension X isn't so bad.

Leo: You all right, Bishop?

Bishop: Yes. Kraang Subprime is finally defeated.

[Subprime is riding on a scout ship.]

Subprime: Whaa hah hah hah hah hah! I may be a traitor, but at least I'm not a loser with a totally stupid face. What? Aww, give me a Kraanging break!

[The draco crashed into Subprime.]

Kraang: Kraang! Initiate that which is known as retreat!

[They escape. All the Utroms cheer.]

G'Throkka: I have to admit, I was wrong about your species. There are, indeed, good Kraang in the ten Dimensions.

Mikey: You mean Utrom, bro.

G'Throkka: Whatever.

Queen: And I have seen unparalleled bravery today.

Fugitoid: Does this mean..?

Queen: Indeed it does. Bishop?

Bishop: You will find the second piece of the Black Hole Generator in the Cosmic Ocean of Varuna. The final fragment is on the lost world of Magdomar at the very edge of the known cosmos.

Leo: Thank you, Utrom. We're gonna make sure this weapon is finally destroyed once and for all.

Raph: So, um, if we're ever on the same planet again, you wanna go out sometime?

Mona Lisa: "Go out" where? To space? I will go with you anywhere, Raphael. Rokka Rokka!

Leo: I totally get mutants like Karai but alien lizards?

Donnie: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, bro.

Mikey: What are you waiting for? Now's the time for kissy-nose!

[Angry, Raph goes to pummel Miley, but Mona grabs him by her tail and they both kiss, much to Donnie and Mikey's amusement and Leo's little discomfort. Episode ends.]

[Next episode]

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