April: It’s Saturday night and I am so ready to party!
[She flushes herself down the toilet and into the turtle's lair.]
Donnie: Tonight, we binge the mutant housewives of Manhattan until our eyes explode.
All: Oh, yeah.
Voice: Saturday night binge party!
[Their eyes explode.]
[The next short Leo singing along to a favorite song.]
Leo: Oh, this is my favorite part.
Mikey: Leo, please. This music is torturing us.
News: A special news report.
Donnie: Thank goodness.
News: A two hundred foot tall mutant pigeon has escaped from the central park zoo.
Raph: Oh, so this is the fake news everyone’s been talking about.
[The turtle van gets grabbed by a giant bird with the turtles screaming.]
[A foot soldier is eating a sandwich.]
Person: Heads up!
[Foot clan shoes hit the soldier who takes in surprise.]
Voice: Nice shoes.
[The next short shows Splinter in a cage.]
Splinter: Despite all of my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.
Voiceover: Ace Duck.
Ace Duck: I never crash land, but when I do, it’s in a pile of rubber duckies.
[He crashes into a pile od duckies. Shredder is seen talking to his mom.]
Shredder’s Mom: My little Shredder, are you coming home from dinner?
Shredder: No!
[Next short shows a bomb about to explode.]
Mikey: Not good! What are we gonna do?
Donnie: Well, I’m going to have to work fast.
Mikey: Donnie, to save time, we should talk in abbreviations.
Donnie: Please don’t do that.
Mikey: LOL.
Raph: We are definitely gonna blow up.
Donnie: You’re not helping.
Leo: I got it! You should try defusing the bombs.
Donnie: What does it look like I’m doing?
Mikey: OMG.
Donnie :Speak in complete sentences!
Raph: Ten more seconds.
Donnie: I know.
Leo: You should cut the wire.
Donnie: No kidding!
Mikey: NTYO.
Donnie: What does that mean?!
[Once Donnie cuts the wire, the bomb explodes.]
Mikey: Not the yellow one.
Donnie: Now why couldn’t you just say that. You saw me picking up the yellow wi-
Leo: Donnie.
Donnie: Oh, here we go.
Leo: For what it’s worth, we are a team.
Donnie: I know.
Leo: So when we fail…
Donnie: We fail together.
Leo: We fail together. No one is blaming you.
Raph: Thanks for blowing us up, genius.