[In the sewer, Mikey gazes at a fresh box of pizza.]
Mikey: Well, well, well. Come to papa.
[Suddenly, he gets pinned down by Leo, Donnie and Raph who are on the pipes.]
Raph: Slow turtle.
Leo: Mikey, you have to stop eating all of our pizza in 10 seconds. Now I'm gonna make sure we each get two sli- WHAT!?
[To their shock, they saw that there was a hole in the pizza box.]
Mikey: Eight seconds this time.
Turtles: MIKEY!
[April arrives,]
April: Hey guys, what's going on?
Raph: Oh, hey, April. we're just about to squeeze Mikey so hard, he spits up all our pizza.
April: Gross. Hey, check it out. [pulls out a scepter] I found this cool scepter in little tokyo. Do you guys think it's legit?
Donnie: Oh, wow! It's over a thousand years old. It's from the late middle heian period.
Leo: This magical scepter belongs to abe no saimae.
Donnie: Abe no saimaei was like the Japanese Merlin.
Mikey: [grabs the scepter] Sweet, now I can play keep away.
All: Mikey!
[He accidently activates the scepter]
Mikey: Uh oh. The scepter’s broken. I didn’t do it..
Donnie: That’s not a point.
Leo: Mikey!
[The scepter glows, causing the turtles to disappear.]
April: Guys! Oh no.
[The turtles scream while going through time and land on a pirate ship.]
Leo: What just happened?
[The turtles had completely changed, Leo had a feathered hat, Donnie had a hook, Raph had an eyepatch and Mikey had a mustache. All turtles also had their vests.]
Mikey: Cool.
Donnie: We're on an 18th century ship.
Raph: Uh oh, not good. Pirates
[Cannons fire, making the crew run away.]
Pirate: Swarm this deck with these last lovers
Leo: Watch out!
[They fell out just as the cannon fired the tower. They landed on two evil pirates and Donnie saw a pirate version of April.]
Donnie: April?
Pirate April: Strange creatures of the sea, you will help me in this battle. I shall always protect your oceans and your mermaid's fair.
Donnie: I'm down if you're down!
[He battles a pirate. Mieky leaps onto some barrels and rolls them down on a couple pirates.]
Pirate: Hold, still turtle.
Mikey: arr me, mateys, I know how we got here! The japanese scepter it's like magic, yo!
Leo: So let's use it to get us home.
Mikey: Um, I lost it.
[He screams seeing the scepter about to roll off. Leo catches it, swinging onto a rope.]
Mikey: Awesome!
[Suddenly, a massive tentacle emerged from the ocean, knocking the ship away.]
Donnie: Kraken!
[The rope snaps, sending Leo falling, The turtles grabbed onto him.]
Donnie: Leo, hold on!
Raph: Can't hold on…
[Raph loses his grip, sending them falling. The scepter glows and the next thing they know, they are in eggs.]
Raph: Why is it so dark?
Donnie: What the heck's going on?
Leo: Let's move it, boys.
[The shells hatch open, revealing tiny baby turtles.]
Mikey: Where's my belt? We're naked!
Raph: Look how cute I am. Freaking adorable.
Leo: We’re back in the place we were born. The pet shop.
[Donnie and Mikey notice a bowl of pellets]
Mikey: Dudes, pellets? I can't eat pellets! We gotta get out of here! I'm going crazy! [falls into the bowl] How long have we been trapped in this cage?
Leo: Um, 15 seconds. Dkay, so where's the scepter?
Raph: There!
Mikey: We can do this dudes! Turtle power!
[They climb onto each other. Raph fell and landed on the floor.]
Raph: That hurt.
[The other turtles climb down. Mikey screams seeing the site of lizards and accidently releases them.]
Leo: Go go go!
[They climb onto the toy bin and activate the scepter, sending them to another timeline.]
Raph: Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
Leo: Where the heck are we now?
Mikey: I don't know, that feels super awesome, bro
[Mikey gets hit by Shredder]
Leo: Shredder.
Raph: The scepter!
[Shredder roars, activating his claws.]
Donnie: Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.
Leo: Get him!
[The turtles charge at Shredder. Mikey leaps and grabs the scepter.]
Mikey: Cowabunga!
[They scream until Mikey loses the scepter and lands on a different timeline 1987.]
Mikey: Yes, back home at last!
Raph: Get off of me.
Donnie: Yeah, but we lost the scepter in the vortex. Now we'll never get to explore interdimensional travel.
Raph: Gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Leo: I don't think this is our dimension
[Leo looks over and sees the classic turtles enter.].
Classic Mikey: Whoa, dudes, not sure we have enough pizza to go around.
Mikey: Oh, trust me bro. There's plenty to go around. At least for eight seconds.